Anyone else get emails that make you go wth? Here is one that I just received, who writes these things?
Christmas fare, cravings and Yeast Infections
It's almost Christmas time again! Where has the year gone?
Just a quick reminder to watch the sugar and yeast intake with Christmas fare: Plum pudding, rich fruit cake, sweet sauces, custard, mince pies, dried fruits, nuts, candies and chocolates.
Would you like a drink with that? Add wine, spirits, beer, champagne and soft drinks - and it's a true yeast and sugar-fest.
Full Version: Emails that make you go ?
I thought this were going to a post about some of Barb's wacky traders.... but your email is even weirder than her trader stories, Kattails.
QUOTE(AMS @ 12-12-05, 11:32pm)
I thought this were going to a post about some of Barb's wacky traders.... but your email is even weirder than her trader stories, Kattails.
I get them often from food allergy web sites. Why? Ick! Who writes them and worse than that, who reads them and follows their instructions? No more email for me tonight.
Were they selling something? or just one of those nice emails (PSA's) from well-meaning friends??
QUOTE(Barb09 @ 12-12-05, 11:42pm)
Were they selling something? or just one of those nice emails (PSA's) from well-meaning friends??
Ohhhh, they wanted me to BUY a subscription to their website! Can you believe that? Like I would PAY someone to tell me gross things that I could certainly think about on my own!
QUOTE
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To: kar@noneofyourbeeswax.com
Subject: Hook Up with Hot Local Bennett Singles This Weekend
To: kar@noneofyourbeeswax.com
Subject: Hook Up with Hot Local Bennett Singles This Weekend
QUOTE(kar522 @ 12-13-05, 4:09pm)
To: kar@noneofyourbeeswax.com
I'm getting like 10 of these a day along with all the Paris Hilton ones.
Of course a virus is attached.
Of course a virus is attached.
QUOTE
From: Admin@cia.gov
Date: Thu, 15 Dec 2005 23:33:09 UTC
Subject: "You_visit_illegal_websites"
Dear Sir/Madam,
we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.
Important:
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.
Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison
++++ Central Intelligence Agency -CIA-
++++ Office of Public Affairs
++++ Washington, D.C. 20505
++++ phone: (703) 482-0623
++++ 7:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., US Eastern time
Date: Thu, 15 Dec 2005 23:33:09 UTC
Subject: "You_visit_illegal_websites"
Dear Sir/Madam,
we have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites.
Important:
Please answer our questions!
The list of questions are attached.
Yours faithfully,
Steven Allison
++++ Central Intelligence Agency -CIA-
++++ Office of Public Affairs
++++ Washington, D.C. 20505
++++ phone: (703) 482-0623
++++ 7:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., US Eastern time
QUOTE
From: "US PLANE CRASH" <mrfrank_8@msn.com>
Subject: URGENT...NEXT OF KIN...URGENT
Date: Fri, 16 Dec 2005 10:02:14 -0800
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000
Bcc:
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 16 Dec 2005 09:02:24.0093 (UTC) FILETIME=[6E17C0D0:01C6021F]
ATTENTION:
Firstly, let me apologise to you for instruding into
your privacy AND FOR USING THIS HEADER.
I'm Looking for Leaders! This will be quick and easy.
No hype. I'm looking for people who can recognize an
opportunity when they see one and then act on it. If
it takes a bunch of hype to motivate you or help you
make a decision, you can stop here.
For the past year, I've been looking for what I feel
is the perfect Person to reveal this to,
I'm happy to say, that after looking at hundreds of
"opportunities", I've finally found the winner. If
you're the kind of person I'm looking for, you will
have the opportunity to benefit from this mutually
beneficial information.
Here's what I have to share.
I am MR FRANK .B .F. I am the Personal Bank
Accounts officer to MR Christian Eich Mason, who
worked for a Multinational company in Europe and has a
Bank account with a deposit of Twelve Million United
States Dollars in the Bank where I work till date. On
the 31th of July 2000, my client, his wife and their
two Children died in the Air France concord plane crash bound for New
York in their plan for a world cruise,
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
Unfortunately they All lost their lives in the event
of the accident, Since then I have made several
enquiries to locate any of my client,s extended
relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts,
I decided to trace his relatives over the Internet
to locate any member of his family but to no avail,
hence I contacted you.
I contacted you to assist in repartriating The sum
stated above as the next of kin of Christian Eich
Mason as the bank has issued me a
notice to provide the next of kin or have the account
confiscated within the next ten official working days.
since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the the
relatives for over 5years now. I seek your consent to
present you as the next of kin of the deceased so
that the proceeds of this account valued at $12million
U.S dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can
share the money. 55% to me and 40% to you,while 5%
should be for expenses or tax as your government may
require. I have all necessary legal documents that can
be used to back up all claim we may make.
All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us
see this deal through. I guarantee that this will
be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will
protect you from any breach of the law.
Please get in touch with me by my email to enable us
discuss further.Moreso,I will appreciate if you
indicate your telephone and fax numbers for easy
communication in this mutual transaction. You can
respond through this email account above, or through
my alternate and personal email address below,
frankfido2000@yahoo.com.au OR frank71@tlen.pl
And please i appeal to you that if you are not
instrested in assisting me, please delete this message
and forget i ever contacted you.
Yours FAithfully,
MR Frank B.F.
Subject: URGENT...NEXT OF KIN...URGENT
Date: Fri, 16 Dec 2005 10:02:14 -0800
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2600.0000
Bcc:
X-OriginalArrivalTime: 16 Dec 2005 09:02:24.0093 (UTC) FILETIME=[6E17C0D0:01C6021F]
ATTENTION:
Firstly, let me apologise to you for instruding into
your privacy AND FOR USING THIS HEADER.
I'm Looking for Leaders! This will be quick and easy.
No hype. I'm looking for people who can recognize an
opportunity when they see one and then act on it. If
it takes a bunch of hype to motivate you or help you
make a decision, you can stop here.
For the past year, I've been looking for what I feel
is the perfect Person to reveal this to,
I'm happy to say, that after looking at hundreds of
"opportunities", I've finally found the winner. If
you're the kind of person I'm looking for, you will
have the opportunity to benefit from this mutually
beneficial information.
Here's what I have to share.
I am MR FRANK .B .F. I am the Personal Bank
Accounts officer to MR Christian Eich Mason, who
worked for a Multinational company in Europe and has a
Bank account with a deposit of Twelve Million United
States Dollars in the Bank where I work till date. On
the 31th of July 2000, my client, his wife and their
two Children died in the Air France concord plane crash bound for New
York in their plan for a world cruise,
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm
Unfortunately they All lost their lives in the event
of the accident, Since then I have made several
enquiries to locate any of my client,s extended
relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.
After these several unsuccessful attempts,
I decided to trace his relatives over the Internet
to locate any member of his family but to no avail,
hence I contacted you.
I contacted you to assist in repartriating The sum
stated above as the next of kin of Christian Eich
Mason as the bank has issued me a
notice to provide the next of kin or have the account
confiscated within the next ten official working days.
since I have been unsuccesfull in locating the the
relatives for over 5years now. I seek your consent to
present you as the next of kin of the deceased so
that the proceeds of this account valued at $12million
U.S dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can
share the money. 55% to me and 40% to you,while 5%
should be for expenses or tax as your government may
require. I have all necessary legal documents that can
be used to back up all claim we may make.
All I require is your honest co-operation to enable us
see this deal through. I guarantee that this will
be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will
protect you from any breach of the law.
Please get in touch with me by my email to enable us
discuss further.Moreso,I will appreciate if you
indicate your telephone and fax numbers for easy
communication in this mutual transaction. You can
respond through this email account above, or through
my alternate and personal email address below,
frankfido2000@yahoo.com.au OR frank71@tlen.pl
And please i appeal to you that if you are not
instrested in assisting me, please delete this message
and forget i ever contacted you.
Yours FAithfully,
MR Frank B.F.
From Amazon this morning (December 23)
Dear Amazon.com Customer,
As someone who purchased Tools from Amazon, you might be interested in our Manufacturers' Sale. Until December 15, save $50 instantly on your purchase of $250 or more onmore than 5,000 items from top brands. Use Promo Code BUYERSAVEMMM at Checkout, or look for the "Save $50 off $250 box" on individual qualifying items.
Blah...blah...blah....
Hurry! Sale Ends December 15th, and check out these incredible deals that are also eligible
BTW, I did click through the link to the sale, and the code is listed...Haven't a clue if it's valid...
Dear Amazon.com Customer,
As someone who purchased Tools from Amazon, you might be interested in our Manufacturers' Sale. Until December 15, save $50 instantly on your purchase of $250 or more onmore than 5,000 items from top brands. Use Promo Code BUYERSAVEMMM at Checkout, or look for the "Save $50 off $250 box" on individual qualifying items.
Blah...blah...blah....
Hurry! Sale Ends December 15th, and check out these incredible deals that are also eligible
BTW, I did click through the link to the sale, and the code is listed...Haven't a clue if it's valid...
QUOTE
Hmmm.. I could be wrong, but judging by his hat, this guy just ain't gonna make it!!!!
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Yesterday I had a spam-mail from someone sending from farts.com....
QUOTE
X-Mailer: Novell GroupWise Internet Agent 7.0
Date: Tue, 17 Jan 2006 13:03:54 -0600
From: "d rogers" <rogersd@elysian-fields.k12.tx.us>
To: HarleyD
Subject: Dixie Diamonds
I thought the Brook situation was taken care of but Vicki called me last night and said that she did not want to go back on what she had told Brook. I think we need to get together and discuss this and bring Vicki in to get this settled. Also, Vicki would like for DD to pay for the show corp costumes. If we do that, we need to discuss Tanya's situation to make sure we are charging her an adequate amount to participate. In light of all of this, could you meet tonight at the gym around 6-6:30 and try to get this settled? We need to keep a lid on all of this.
Date: Tue, 17 Jan 2006 13:03:54 -0600
From: "d rogers" <rogersd@elysian-fields.k12.tx.us>
To: HarleyD
Subject: Dixie Diamonds
I thought the Brook situation was taken care of but Vicki called me last night and said that she did not want to go back on what she had told Brook. I think we need to get together and discuss this and bring Vicki in to get this settled. Also, Vicki would like for DD to pay for the show corp costumes. If we do that, we need to discuss Tanya's situation to make sure we are charging her an adequate amount to participate. In light of all of this, could you meet tonight at the gym around 6-6:30 and try to get this settled? We need to keep a lid on all of this.
QUOTE(dejavu @ 1-9-06, 7:01pm)
a friend in N.O. sent me this:
mayor wonka and his chocolate factory
mayor wonka and his chocolate factory
Do you think I should forward this to rhunter5???? Why am I getting his emails????
rhunter5@earthlink.com
Subject: Major Loop hole
Date: Jan 19, 2006 11:33 AM
Just a Reminder;
Our University Enrollment department has been trying to contact you.
We feel you may be eligble for a degree based upon you past work experience.
The date for qualifying for our 2 week degree program is ending on
Friday, January 20th, 2006.
As of now we can only offer you a BA, BSc, or a MA.
If you enroll by the due date then your degree of
choice and transcripts could be sent to you within 2 weeks.
Enrollment Office:
1-206-333-0497
Leonel Corley
BSc Education
Administration Office
I tried to find a place to match the phone # but no go...Out near Seattle somewhere....
rhunter5@earthlink.com
Subject: Major Loop hole
Date: Jan 19, 2006 11:33 AM
Just a Reminder;
Our University Enrollment department has been trying to contact you.
We feel you may be eligble for a degree based upon you past work experience.
The date for qualifying for our 2 week degree program is ending on
Friday, January 20th, 2006.
As of now we can only offer you a BA, BSc, or a MA.
If you enroll by the due date then your degree of
choice and transcripts could be sent to you within 2 weeks.
Enrollment Office:
1-206-333-0497
Leonel Corley
BSc Education
Administration Office
I tried to find a place to match the phone # but no go...Out near Seattle somewhere....
that's definitely spam. i get a lot of spam that appears to go to another email address. My guess is that your address was a BCC. Anyway, it's junk, who cares....
QUOTE(wurlybird9 @ 1-22-06, 12:51pm)
that's definitely spam. i get a lot of spam that appears to go to another email address. My guess is that your address was a BCC. Anyway, it's junk, who cares....
Umm...I was trying to be facetious there....
....What's a BCC? Blanket Carbon Copy???
QUOTE
bcc
(Blind Carbon Copy) The field in an e-mail header that names additional recipients for the message. It is similar to carbon copy (cc), but the names do not appear in the recipient's message. Not all e-mail systems support the bcc feature.
(Blind Carbon Copy) The field in an e-mail header that names additional recipients for the message. It is similar to carbon copy (cc), but the names do not appear in the recipient's message. Not all e-mail systems support the bcc feature.
Oh Yeah!!! 
I already gave work my 2 week notice. 
I already gave work my 2 week notice.
QUOTE
WINNING NOTIFICATION:
We happily announce to you that you are a winner of the draw (#1025) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes International program held on Wednesday 24th of January, 2006. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:7-18-20-21-29-47 (bonus no.31), which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 5 plus bonus.
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(3).Your phone number
(4).Your Fax number
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Iver heath,Bucks,SL0 0NH.
Phone: +447040104539
or +447023056803.
Email: precisioncargo@excite.com
You can also go to our online result site to confirm the value of your winnings and also get a prize breakdown:-www.theuknationallottery.com
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Yours faithfully,
Richard K. Lloyd.
Online coordinator for
UK NATIONAL LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program.
We happily announce to you that you are a winner of the draw (#1025) of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY, online Sweepstakes International program held on Wednesday 24th of January, 2006. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:7-18-20-21-29-47 (bonus no.31), which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 5 plus bonus.
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £950,000(nine hundred and fifty thousand pounds sterling) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.This is from a total cash prize of £2,850,000 shared amongst the (3) lucky winners in this category i.e Match 5 plus bonus. All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online.
This promotion takes place weekly. Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in England as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your £950,000(nine hundred and fifty thousand pounds sterling)would be released to you by any of our affiliated security/courier companies in England. Our Fiduciary agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize. This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned.
To proceed with your claims, you must immediately contact Mr Gary Green of our affiliated security/courier company, Precision Cargo Services Ltd. So that arrangements can be made for your cheque and winning documents to be delivered to your door step.This makes the claims process much easier, since a good majority of our overseas winners can't come in person to the lottery headquaters here in England,to collect their winning documents and get paid directly. Do endevour to contact him via email,with the following details:
(1).Your full name
(2).Your address in full
(3).Your phone number
(4).Your Fax number
(5.)Your order number,which is:(SU65725UK)
Contact details:
Precision Cargo Services Ltd.
Pinewood studios,Pinewood road
Iver heath,Bucks,SL0 0NH.
Phone: +447040104539
or +447023056803.
Email: precisioncargo@excite.com
You can also go to our online result site to confirm the value of your winnings and also get a prize breakdown:-www.theuknationallottery.com
Congratulations from me and members of staff of the UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.
Yours faithfully,
Richard K. Lloyd.
Online coordinator for
UK NATIONAL LOTTERY
Sweepstakes International Program.
Francine Compton,
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Enclosed you will find your Account Details.
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This is confidential data. If you are not Francine Compton and have received this
message in error, please do not access Francine Compton's account.
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QUOTE(HarleyD @ 2-1-06, 7:42am)
Oh Yeah!!!
I already gave work my 2 week notice.
I already gave work my 2 week notice.
how YOU doin Harley?
QUOTE(dejavu @ 2-1-06, 12:08pm)
how YOU doin Harley?
Sender..............Subject...............................................Date..
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Tristan Ladner....Harley told Bianca about lubricate..02/02/2006.....5 KB
QUOTE(kar522 @ 2-2-06, 1:14pm)
Sender..............Subject...............................................Date..
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Tristan Ladner....Harley told Bianca about lubricate..02/02/2006.....5 KB
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Tristan Ladner....Harley told Bianca about lubricate..02/02/2006.....5 KB
My Hormel newsletter went into my Spam file....
Stolen from AT:
QUOTE
IF YOU WANT TO BE ALL RIGHT,
**** YOUR LADY EVERY NIGHT!
IF TOU WANT TO BE OK,
**** YOUR LADY EVERY DAY!!!
It is not latrine rumor, it is really possible with Viagra,
Viagra Soft Tablet, Cialis and, of course, my favourite Levitra.
It is not harmful for your health, but your wife will be on top of the world!!!
As a secret i will give you the way to learn more about it!
**** YOUR LADY EVERY NIGHT!
IF TOU WANT TO BE OK,
**** YOUR LADY EVERY DAY!!!
It is not latrine rumor, it is really possible with Viagra,
Viagra Soft Tablet, Cialis and, of course, my favourite Levitra.
It is not harmful for your health, but your wife will be on top of the world!!!
As a secret i will give you the way to learn more about it!
good to know....can't believe all those rumours going around the latrines.
I received this email this morning. Note the bold line. They want to hide a thirty figure sum. The way I figure it - 1/10th of one percent of a thirty figure sum would pay off the national debt more than a trillion times. Do you think anyone would notice if I moved that much money into my checking account? Does anyone know the name of a thirty figure number?
"Jabu Khanyile & Dube Attorneys
Solicitors, Notary Public & Legal Adviser.
No. 318 Barkston Drive, Ranburg
Johannesburg-South Africa
Email: ********************
Good Day.
I am Barrister Jabu Khanyile an Attorney at law by profession; I was born on
26th June 1963 in Mpumalanga in Western Province Republic of South Africa.
Happily married with three children.
I represent a highly placed public officer here in Africa who urgently
desires to make discretionary placement of a tidy Thirty-figure sum in
viable business venture. This is borne out of the fact that civil service
code of conduct does not permit my client ownership of business nor to
operate foreign account. Your role will therefore be that of a wealth
manager or wealth custodian. Please note that your role will be generously
rewarded. If you are willing to handle this portfolio please indicate
promptly to enable me advice more details. Discretion is of uttermost
importance in
this ventures; hope you'll remember that.
Kindly contact me for more details.
Sincerely,
Best regards,
Mr. Jabu Khanyile (Esq.)"
"Jabu Khanyile & Dube Attorneys
Solicitors, Notary Public & Legal Adviser.
No. 318 Barkston Drive, Ranburg
Johannesburg-South Africa
Email: ********************
Good Day.
I am Barrister Jabu Khanyile an Attorney at law by profession; I was born on
26th June 1963 in Mpumalanga in Western Province Republic of South Africa.
Happily married with three children.
I represent a highly placed public officer here in Africa who urgently
desires to make discretionary placement of a tidy Thirty-figure sum in
viable business venture. This is borne out of the fact that civil service
code of conduct does not permit my client ownership of business nor to
operate foreign account. Your role will therefore be that of a wealth
manager or wealth custodian. Please note that your role will be generously
rewarded. If you are willing to handle this portfolio please indicate
promptly to enable me advice more details. Discretion is of uttermost
importance in
this ventures; hope you'll remember that.
Kindly contact me for more details.
Sincerely,
Best regards,
Mr. Jabu Khanyile (Esq.)"
watch out for a comerica scam going round. Wanted me to do a $5 survey....but I don't have a Comerica account!
Typos in the message make it obvious it's not professional. All professionals use spellcheckers.
Typos in the message make it obvious it's not professional. All professionals use spellcheckers.
Quite possibly the worst phishing attempt ever...
Apparently Chase and eBay are now affiliated in some way
QUOTE
From : <chase@protect1521.chase.com>
Sent : Monday, February 20, 2006 7:58 PM
To : <*************>
Subject : (Chase) Message ID 27738470 Client's Details Confirmation (Chase)
Chase sent this message to members).
Your registered name is included to show this message originated from Chase. Learn more.
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1. Login to your Chase Internet Banking account. In case you are not enrolled for Internet Banking, you will have to use your Social Security Number as both your Personal ID and Password.
QUOTE(HarleyD @ 2-21-06, 12:15pm)
At least they're telling the truth
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eBay will never ask their users for personal information, such as bank account numbers, credit card numbers, pin numbers, passwords, or Social Insurance numbers in an email.
The email clearly says eBay won't ask for sensitive info like Social Security #s...
These phishers are really getting pathetic now...
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After the last annual calculations of your fiscal activity we have determined that you are eligible to receive a tax refund of $63.80. Please submit the tax refund request and allow us 6-9 days in order to process it.
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Your online credit card account has high-risk activity status. We are contacting you to remind that on April 16 2006 our Account Review Team identified some unusual activity in your account. In accordance with Chase Bank User Agreement and to ensure that your account has not been compromised, access your account was limited. Your account access will remain limited until this issue has been resolved.
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If this is really from my bank and they can predict that April 16, 2006, there will be suspicious activity, do you think they can give me the winning lottery numbers too?
I did forward it to my bank.
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If this is really from my bank and they can predict that April 16, 2006, there will be suspicious activity, do you think they can give me the winning lottery numbers too?
I did forward it to my bank.
QUOTE(Sunlite @ 3-31-06, 8:03am)
If this is really from my bank and they can predict that April 16, 2006, there will be suspicious activity, do you think they can give me the winning lottery numbers too? -
Maybe the Easter Bunny plans to go phishing...
Now it's coming from Senators (Nigerian Senators that is - but hey he is the "Former chairman On FINANCE AND APPROPRIATION COMMITTEE,Now Vice Chairman On Comminication - got it, he is now the Vice Chairman on "Comm-I-nication", since he appropriated himself $29,000,000.00 while he was Chairman of Finance and Appropriation)
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FROM: SENATOR MOHAMMED ABUBAKAR
E-MAIL:senatorabubakarmuhammed@nationalassemblynig.org
My Name Is Senator Mohammed Abubakar,Former chairman On FINANCE AND APPROPRIATION COMMITTEE,Now Vice Chairman On Comminication, In The Senate National Assembly Of Nigeria,
I am writing you to earnestly Solicit for your assistance in helping to receive some funds into your account for safe investment.
I got your e-mail address through an internet marketing firm while searching for a reliable and reputable person to handle this transaction.
PROPOSITION:
We have the sum of US$29,000,000.00 (Twenty-Nine Million Dollars) that we intend to transfer overseas through the assistance of a foreign partner.This money came as a result of Over provision in the budget for unclaimed pension and accident insurance.
This over provision was done by my committee, but all payments have been made to beneficiaries leaving behind the over budgeted amount of US$29,000,000.00 which is deposited in the Nigeria Deposit Bank here in Nigeria.
I have agreed to transfer the funds overseas for my campaign funding and other investment purposes with your help.
I am contacting you therefore, to stand in as the beneficiary to process this fund into your custody, As soon as you consent to this I will immediately send you title documents to the fund in your name so you can make claim for it.
I will provide you with 30% for assisting me and 10% to be set aside for reimbursement for any expenses that may arise during the course of concluding the transaction.
The fund shall be transferred to you legally in accordance to all laid down procedures governing transfer of funds,I have perfected all modalities for the successful transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary.
Finally, I have to reassure you that this transaction is risk free and should be kept absolutely confidential, Presently you can reach me by return mail, you should also include your telephone numbers if any, for secured communication between us
Please send a mail to my mail box to indicate your
interest to enable me proceed with the documentation.
Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.
I await your response.
Also Note that we need to conclude this transaction before the end of next month as we can still make payments on last years budget till this time.
Best Regards
SENATOR MOHAMMED ABUBAKAR
PLEASE REPLY senatorabubakarmuhammed@nationalassemblynig.org
E-MAIL:senatorabubakarmuhammed@nationalassemblynig.org
My Name Is Senator Mohammed Abubakar,Former chairman On FINANCE AND APPROPRIATION COMMITTEE,Now Vice Chairman On Comminication, In The Senate National Assembly Of Nigeria,
I am writing you to earnestly Solicit for your assistance in helping to receive some funds into your account for safe investment.
I got your e-mail address through an internet marketing firm while searching for a reliable and reputable person to handle this transaction.
PROPOSITION:
We have the sum of US$29,000,000.00 (Twenty-Nine Million Dollars) that we intend to transfer overseas through the assistance of a foreign partner.This money came as a result of Over provision in the budget for unclaimed pension and accident insurance.
This over provision was done by my committee, but all payments have been made to beneficiaries leaving behind the over budgeted amount of US$29,000,000.00 which is deposited in the Nigeria Deposit Bank here in Nigeria.
I have agreed to transfer the funds overseas for my campaign funding and other investment purposes with your help.
I am contacting you therefore, to stand in as the beneficiary to process this fund into your custody, As soon as you consent to this I will immediately send you title documents to the fund in your name so you can make claim for it.
I will provide you with 30% for assisting me and 10% to be set aside for reimbursement for any expenses that may arise during the course of concluding the transaction.
The fund shall be transferred to you legally in accordance to all laid down procedures governing transfer of funds,I have perfected all modalities for the successful transfer of this money to you as the beneficiary.
Finally, I have to reassure you that this transaction is risk free and should be kept absolutely confidential, Presently you can reach me by return mail, you should also include your telephone numbers if any, for secured communication between us
Please send a mail to my mail box to indicate your
interest to enable me proceed with the documentation.
Thank you for your anticipated cooperation.
I await your response.
Also Note that we need to conclude this transaction before the end of next month as we can still make payments on last years budget till this time.
Best Regards
SENATOR MOHAMMED ABUBAKAR
PLEASE REPLY senatorabubakarmuhammed@nationalassemblynig.org
The nice thing about this email is that it clearly states "THIS IS A FRAUD"
And he was kind enough to say "thank you" after chewing me out
And he was kind enough to say "thank you" after chewing me out
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Oh that one is funny!
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friendmanroy
yeah, friendly guy, huh?
that one made me laugh for real, thanks!
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yeah, friendly guy, huh?
that one made me laugh for real, thanks!
that one made me laugh for real, thanks!
Gotta give him credit...that's a creative handle to create, considering his name is (supposedly) Fried Manroy
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Hi one of my friends gave me your email address so I thought I would email you! My name is Shelby! And my email is i.luv.another@gmail.com I was the one that sent you that invition to talk on gmail so email me or if I'm online you can talk to me. I really like your email address bye!
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JONATHAN: Poop more frequently
this reminds me of the best spam I ever got, it was for septicare septic tank treatments or whatever, I dunno, I don't have a septic tank, I live in the city....
anyway, it had this picture of the "poop king"
i didn't save the picture and the link died. this was years ago. if anyone could find this it would make my day.
My Sunday emails included messages from Alan:
Followed by one from Victor:
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From: "Alan" <lcelbawounv@casema.nl>
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Jame was at fondly when that happened alcohol. oleander at sagittal or even tenor as in ectoderm
Followed by one from Victor:
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Carla was at dearborn when that happened compile. basket at stepchild or even saudi as in wash
Alan tried to sneak anotrher one past me by changing his name a little:
I'm still having trouble deciphering the message though...
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I'm still having trouble deciphering the message though...
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From: "Alex Moore, UIF-Service Company" <bnjdz@gardaonline.com>
To: An Idiot
Subject: New positions for US and EU citizens. International Financial vacancies.
Date: Mon, 21 Aug 2006 15:06:01 -0300
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.2180
Hello,
My name is Alex Moore, and I'm the hiring manager in UIF-service company. You can find more about our company at www.uif-company.com
Our company offers wide range of international financial services. We are working for over than 5 years in the Europe and USA. We have excellent reputation, wide partners and clients network, and big plans.
We want to offer you our position of US or European Financial Manager. Please, visit our website at www.uif-service.com for more information.
First, let me explain.
There is a new law in European Union, which says that if a company (we), receive payment from our customers, we have to pay VAT (Value Added Tax=20%) from incoming amount. But this law says that if we receive payment from our employee, we DO NOT pay this tax. So we can save money, give you opportunity to earn some money, and make our services cheaper. This procedure is 100% clear and legal.
What do you have from that? - 5% from incoming transfer. As you can see we can afford that. You get money for every transfer, as soon as it is cleared in your account. You do not wait for paycheck or monthly salary. You have part-time and commission-based job. About time you will have to waste - it's couple of hours per week. You receive information about incoming transfer, receive it, get instructions where to redirect - and send it. That's all. Most of the job is done over the Internet.
How much can you earn from that? - it's up to you. Your speed, activity and responsibility.Average monthly income is US$1700-2500, or EUR 1500-2000 for European Managers. If we see that you are active, responsible and trustworthy, we process several projects through you, so you have additional income and knowlege.
Is it legal? - That's the most important question from our partners. YES, it is absolutely legal. Before start, we sign contract, that shows all responsibilities and duties. Every transfer is protected by contracts and agreements, invoices and all documents. We are not interested in involving you into any illegal activity. We need long time and profitable partnership.
How can you join us? - please, visit our website, for more information. There you will find application form - please, fill it, and our managers will contact you shortly. Direct ling is http://uif-service.com/apply.html
We hope to hear from you soon.
Good Luck.
P.S. If you want to know where did we find your e-mail information - we have officially purchased E-Mail marketing campaign at www.benchmarkemail.com . Your email should have been in their database
To: An Idiot
Subject: New positions for US and EU citizens. International Financial vacancies.
Date: Mon, 21 Aug 2006 15:06:01 -0300
X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2900.2180
Hello,
My name is Alex Moore, and I'm the hiring manager in UIF-service company. You can find more about our company at www.uif-company.com
Our company offers wide range of international financial services. We are working for over than 5 years in the Europe and USA. We have excellent reputation, wide partners and clients network, and big plans.
We want to offer you our position of US or European Financial Manager. Please, visit our website at www.uif-service.com for more information.
First, let me explain.
There is a new law in European Union, which says that if a company (we), receive payment from our customers, we have to pay VAT (Value Added Tax=20%) from incoming amount. But this law says that if we receive payment from our employee, we DO NOT pay this tax. So we can save money, give you opportunity to earn some money, and make our services cheaper. This procedure is 100% clear and legal.
What do you have from that? - 5% from incoming transfer. As you can see we can afford that. You get money for every transfer, as soon as it is cleared in your account. You do not wait for paycheck or monthly salary. You have part-time and commission-based job. About time you will have to waste - it's couple of hours per week. You receive information about incoming transfer, receive it, get instructions where to redirect - and send it. That's all. Most of the job is done over the Internet.
How much can you earn from that? - it's up to you. Your speed, activity and responsibility.Average monthly income is US$1700-2500, or EUR 1500-2000 for European Managers. If we see that you are active, responsible and trustworthy, we process several projects through you, so you have additional income and knowlege.
Is it legal? - That's the most important question from our partners. YES, it is absolutely legal. Before start, we sign contract, that shows all responsibilities and duties. Every transfer is protected by contracts and agreements, invoices and all documents. We are not interested in involving you into any illegal activity. We need long time and profitable partnership.
How can you join us? - please, visit our website, for more information. There you will find application form - please, fill it, and our managers will contact you shortly. Direct ling is http://uif-service.com/apply.html
We hope to hear from you soon.
Good Luck.
P.S. If you want to know where did we find your e-mail information - we have officially purchased E-Mail marketing campaign at www.benchmarkemail.com . Your email should have been in their database
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