you might receive a white envie in the mail...has
"better-looking skin.
cuter guys.
check it out inside!
printed on the outside of the envelope...

Inside I found 10 (!) coupons for a free Schick Quattro Razor...up to $8.99 value...exp 11/30/05...I guess I'm supposed to hand them out....fat chance...

WHOA! Jackpot!!

Flyer says: "Don't Keep a Good Thing Bottled Up."

Had 6 B1G1F Coke Zero coupons...exp date 07/31/08...these will be forwarded to their rightful owner...middle son...