Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."

heh. i always hate when i have to describe what the desktop is, for some reason i can never explain it clearly.

"I dont have a desktop.....I have a laptop"
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..........

:lol:

A conversation between Carlos and his high-school nephew:
Yes, Desk-top...where the girl is... Right click on the torso...There you go...

Now Carlos, you shouldn't be calling your nephew for tech support.